Let's talk about Pattaya, this charming destination. That's right, it's a vacation paradise, but there are some "rules of the game" you need to follow, especially if it's your first time in Pattaya, brothers. Don't worry, today I'm here to share with you 5 new rules you must follow in Pattaya to ensure you not only have a great time but also stay safe and sound. Ready? Let's get started!
Rule 1: Don't Bring Family
By family here, I don't just mean parents—girlfriends, wives, and even kids are included. Honestly, Pattaya is an "adult playground." If you bring your wife or girlfriend, you two might end up arguing over scenes that aren't exactly family-friendly. Don't get me wrong, Pattaya has plenty of couples, but most of them met here, not came together from home.
As for kids, it's best not to bring them because, aside from beaches and pools, there aren't many entertainment options suitable for children. Kids are curious, and if they see things from the "adult world," they might ask questions you don't want to answer. Plus, the atmosphere in most places here isn't kid-friendly, and bringing them along won't make things easy for you either.
Rule 2: The 3-Day Rule
There's an unwritten rule here called the "3-day rule". What does it mean? It means it's best not to see the same girl for three consecutive days. The first time you meet her, you might feel nothing, but on the second day, she might start to develop some attachment to you, and by the third day, you both could have some emotional investment. You know, Pattaya has tens of thousands of girls, with scenes changing every day. If you focus too much on one person, it's easy to get caught in an emotional whirlwind. The result could be her expecting you to take her away, or even bringing you a series of troubles. Unless you're an Insider who wants to groom a girl into a regular. Otherwise, remember, don't fall in love at first sight.
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Rule 3: Protect Yourself
In Pattaya, you'll see various health clinics specializing in resolving health issues tourists might encounter while relaxing. Brothers, I won't say much more—you all know what I mean. No matter how many days you're here, remember to protect yourself at all times and use protection. The medical services here are relatively affordable, but that's no reason to neglect your health just to save money. Don't let a moment of impulse bring you trouble.
Also, when taking a girl back to the hotel, first, remember to have her hand over her ID and take a photo under the camera for records, after all, everyone wants to minimize complications if issues arise. Some hotels charge extra fees, especially if you want to bring several girls back to your room at night. Know that most hotels allow bringing girls, but if you're planning to bring two or three tonight, you might have to pay extra. Either prepare in advance or choose hotels without additional fees—check beforehand.
Rule 4: Don't Pick Up Girls on Beach Road
Girls on Beach Road might seem eye-catching, but don't assume they're all casual options. Some girls used to work in bars but, for various reasons, are no longer accepted and now wander the beach looking for customers. You might think taking them back to the hotel will be easy and fun, but you could wake up to find your wallet gone, phone missing, or even catch something unwanted. The reason you can't find them afterward is simple—they don't work in bars, so there's no traceability. Remember, safety first.
Rule 5: Only Bring the Money You Plan to Spend
This is a very practical rule. Every time I head out, I first go to the ATM to withdraw enough cash because carrying cash helps control spending better than swiping a card. In a place like Pattaya, card payments often don't feel as "painful" as cash, so you might start thinking you can swipe freely, only to realize at the end that you've spent way more than expected. So, I suggest only bringing the amount you plan to spend when going out—this way, you avoid overspending due to unconscious consumption. Set your budget in advance and avoid impulsive moments. Remember, if you want to live like a king, prepare your funds ahead of time to prevent accidental bankruptcy from getting drunk or impulsive spending.
Alright, brothers, those are the 5 rules I've summarized that you must follow in Pattaya. This is indeed an exciting vacation spot, perfect for adults seeking thrills. As long as you follow these rules, you can fully enjoy the charms here while avoiding unnecessary troubles. If you're planning to come to Pattaya, remember to keep these rules in mind. Finally, wishing everyone a pleasant and safe journey here!